Sunday, August 07, 2005


Was just walking down the street when my mobile phone lit up, felt the warmth through my leg. So either that is a really poor attempt at an assasination, or a relatively good shot at sterilisation. Thing is why would they want to do either??? Well in the first instance because they need my genes to mutate causing cancer aparently without cause, in the second coz there are loads of gorilla (or jealous chimps) who don't want this chimp to stud ;)

Planet of the APES!!!!

(P.S. As the song Woodstock goes 'we are stardust, we are golden, and we have to get ourselves back to the garden'...surely every electron, neutron, and proton within us has been forged in the stars!!! Bit of radiation hopefully won't do too much harm)

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